Dear Tim

takes a break this week to pimp mad bitches in a Belltown high-rise with his man 50 Cent, Usher and Kool Keith. Lately, school work has conflicted with his party schedule and so he’s taking a brief sabbatical to get his priorities in order. You can, of course, still write his holy drunkenness at webbtide@yahoo.com and tell him how much you miss him. Tim will be back next week to field your questions, and hopefully the extra time gives you a chance go out in the world and experience life. There are a lot of questions to be answered once you leave your parents house (like why did I ever leave the couch?) And speaking of which, don’t forget your Mom! Hi there Mom! Don’t wait up for me tonight. If you need to find me I’ll be sleeping in the park behind Mama’s Mexican Kitchen with a newspaper over my head.