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Puppet on the Street Puppet (with an assist by Brian Kerin and Andrew Johnson) Hand Accessory IF A MAGICAL PUPPET MADE YOU PRESIDENT TODAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO DIFFERENTLY, AND SINCE YOU WILL TAKE HIS JOB, WHAT WOULD GEORGE W. BUSH BE BETTER SUITED FOR? Amanda Brown - I would try to institute better academic programs, so that people have better understanding about issues. I think George would have fun as a turkey stroker. We need more dialogue in order to stop the misunderstanding. Bush would make a good butcher. Chris N. - I would fire Bush, and make him spend the next 20 years checking the electoral process in Florida. John Peeples - I wouldn't have all this war. Bush should be the manager of a McDonald's. © 2003 Shoreline Community College™