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Brian Kerin A & E Editor BRIAN IS MOVING TO JAMAICA! He's sick of complacency in the masses, parking at SCC, and self righteous student officials. Now that I have your attention! Hi there, I am writing this to tell you that I will no longer be able to be your Arts & Entertainment Editor for the Ebbtide. I have held that position now for three school quarters, and have been told that I can't work here anymore. I have also been told that I will no longer be able to live in the Ebbtide office. As of today I have to move all of my clothes, food and musical equipment out of the room. Also, no longer can I sleep on the Ebbtide couch, with a cold 4-0. in one hand and a stuffed teddy in the other, wearing nothing more than a pair of Darth Maul pajamas, only to awaken with crass and vulgar messages scrawled across my face with a sharpee marker. Many a time have I had to awaken and go to class with "I like little boys" and "ass pirate" dumbfoundedly displayed across my face. I think it would be proper if I gave thanks to all the wonderful people I have worked with over the quarter, albeit, everyone I have ever worked with over the three quarters knows how I feel about them so I don't have to. By the way everything that has ever been printed on my pages has been of my own design and no one else can be held responsible for anything considered questionable as I was drunk when I wrote every word and came up with every idea for the layout of my pages. By the way, I'm durnk right now as it helps me riten thesee worrd. E-mail me at a_e_webbtide@yahoo.com. © 2003 Shoreline Community College™ |